That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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