listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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