If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
