I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
What a dumb baby whore.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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