I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
How external is "for external use only"?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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