how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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