no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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