Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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