I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
