I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm at about main and main street
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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