me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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