I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
