sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
