I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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