Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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