Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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