i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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