FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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