so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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