I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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