He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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