The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We need to rekindle our bromance
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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