I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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