Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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