my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We were destined to go to rehab together
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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