You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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