glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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