Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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