Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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