margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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