It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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