Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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