omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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