Its about making memories worth repressing
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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