everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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