its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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