I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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