Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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