butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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