You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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