So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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