WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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