You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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