I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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