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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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