its not stalking. its research.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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