Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm like, not good at living.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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