So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I still have a little drunk in my system
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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