Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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