I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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