just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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