Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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