I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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