nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Randomize
