Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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