you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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